Sunday, March 7, 2010

March is Dance Party Month here at Smoking Cigarettes on Top of Ziggurats

After Grandma hits the bong she's going to get up and dance with T-Pain.

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."
– Mitch Hedberg

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

I fell off the blogwagon.

Well, I finally managed to hitchhike home after losing my car in a game of rock-paper-scissors during a meth-fueled bender in Ciudad Juarez. Now if I can only figure out where I left my Photoshop I'll try to get back to posting every Sunday.

I'd apologize to my readers but I'm not sure I have any.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

TO THE MURPHYCOPTER

Shock and Awe tactics killed Eldon years before his time.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Behind the scenes

Tonight I thought I'd give you a glimpse behind the scenes – me in my studio. This is where the magic happens.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Oh Crap.

They're damned freaky animals! They're SMART and CUNNING and they sit on the heads of dogs to drown them! They do! And their hands - their little, nimble, probing hands! They're not cute: they're freaky! They know too much! They open up jars and stuff!
-T-Rex

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Tell 'em

The lady on the phone is tellin' 'em right now.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Not yet


But they will.