Spring forward, Whoopi back

March is Dance Party Month here at Smoking Cigarettes on Top of Ziggurats

After Grandma hits the bong she's going to get up and dance with T-Pain.

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."
– Mitch Hedberg

I fell off the blogwagon.

Well, I finally managed to hitchhike home after losing my car in a game of rock-paper-scissors during a meth-fueled bender in Ciudad Juarez. Now if I can only figure out where I left my Photoshop I'll try to get back to posting every Sunday.

I'd apologize to my readers but I'm not sure I have any.

TO THE MURPHYCOPTER

Shock and Awe tactics killed Eldon years before his time.

Behind the scenes

Tonight I thought I'd give you a glimpse behind the scenes – me in my studio. This is where the magic happens.

Oh Crap.

They're damned freaky animals! They're SMART and CUNNING and they sit on the heads of dogs to drown them! They do! And their hands - their little, nimble, probing hands! They're not cute: they're freaky! They know too much! They open up jars and stuff!
-T-Rex

Tell 'em

The lady on the phone is tellin' 'em right now.

What's the only thing more badass than Charles Bronson?

Four Charles Bronsons, that's what.

Not yet

But they will.

TiVo the hand that feeds you