<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148924203146765678</id><updated>2011-07-31T00:07:30.246-04:00</updated><category term='space'/><category term='free hugs'/><category term='high life'/><category term='beer'/><category term='kitten'/><category term='hardee&apos;s'/><category term='advice dog'/><category term='teabaggers'/><category term='bong'/><category term='raccoons'/><category term='christmas'/><category term='dudes'/><category term='tivo'/><category term='leaning tower of pisa'/><category term='junior mafia'/><category term='putin'/><category term='sausage party'/><category term='sarah palin'/><category term='fire'/><category term='ziggurats'/><category term='charles bronson'/><category term='vomit'/><category term='t-pain'/><category term='cigarette'/><category term='AK-47'/><category term='dance party'/><category term='soulja boy'/><category term='chuck norris'/><category term='bears'/><category term='god hates fags'/><category term='guns'/><category term='juggalos'/><category term='george w bush'/><category term='lil wayne'/><title type='text'>Smoking Cigarettes On Top Of Ziggurats</title><subtitle type='html'>.:UPDATES SUNDAYS:.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Colonel Panic</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03676434155167349947</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>18</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148924203146765678.post-1109544747266026991</id><published>2011-06-03T22:06:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2011-06-03T22:07:42.099-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" style="font-family: arial;" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KpP_tbu9Zro/TemTToPXaPI/AAAAAAAAADg/Z5dCRUR1z9I/s1600/regretsyJC1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 296px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KpP_tbu9Zro/TemTToPXaPI/AAAAAAAAADg/Z5dCRUR1z9I/s400/regretsyJC1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5614180375922698482" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Am I back from the dead?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6148924203146765678-1109544747266026991?l=ziggurats.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/feeds/1109544747266026991/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2011/06/am-i-back-from-dead.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/1109544747266026991'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/1109544747266026991'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2011/06/am-i-back-from-dead.html' title=''/><author><name>Colonel Panic</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03676434155167349947</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KpP_tbu9Zro/TemTToPXaPI/AAAAAAAAADg/Z5dCRUR1z9I/s72-c/regretsyJC1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148924203146765678.post-4363492792197821066</id><published>2010-03-14T17:33:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-03-14T17:34:16.405-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fire'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dance party'/><title type='text'>Spring forward, Whoopi back</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S51WNdgbogI/AAAAAAAAADE/rZUyS0GFqTc/s1600-h/rave-babie-blue-lights.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 287px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S51WNdgbogI/AAAAAAAAADE/rZUyS0GFqTc/s400/rave-babie-blue-lights.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5448605913447113218" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6148924203146765678-4363492792197821066?l=ziggurats.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/feeds/4363492792197821066/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2010/03/spring-forward-whoopi-back.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/4363492792197821066'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/4363492792197821066'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2010/03/spring-forward-whoopi-back.html' title='Spring forward, Whoopi back'/><author><name>Colonel Panic</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03676434155167349947</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S51WNdgbogI/AAAAAAAAADE/rZUyS0GFqTc/s72-c/rave-babie-blue-lights.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148924203146765678.post-3617502003018966655</id><published>2010-03-07T00:35:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-07T00:39:34.437-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bong'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='beer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='raccoons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='t-pain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dance party'/><title type='text'>March is Dance Party Month here at Smoking Cigarettes on Top of Ziggurats</title><content type='html'>&lt;a style="font-family: arial;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S5M7XlOfF_I/AAAAAAAAAC8/FzKX0qOFGNg/s1600-h/RoadsideDanceParty.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S5M7XlOfF_I/AAAAAAAAAC8/FzKX0qOFGNg/s400/RoadsideDanceParty.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445761650736961522" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;After Grandma hits the bong she's going to get up and dance with T-Pain.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6148924203146765678-3617502003018966655?l=ziggurats.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/feeds/3617502003018966655/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2010/03/march-is-dance-party-month-here-at.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/3617502003018966655'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/3617502003018966655'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2010/03/march-is-dance-party-month-here-at.html' title='March is Dance Party Month here at Smoking Cigarettes on Top of Ziggurats'/><author><name>Colonel Panic</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03676434155167349947</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S5M7XlOfF_I/AAAAAAAAAC8/FzKX0qOFGNg/s72-c/RoadsideDanceParty.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148924203146765678.post-5584129376122590239</id><published>2010-02-28T21:10:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-28T21:13:27.246-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='beer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='soulja boy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lil wayne'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='teabaggers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='juggalos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='putin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='god hates fags'/><title type='text'>Sign, sign, everywhere a sign</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S4siWZVvKrI/AAAAAAAAAC0/kQ7rSsCQIcY/s1600-h/Signs.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S4siWZVvKrI/AAAAAAAAAC0/kQ7rSsCQIcY/s400/Signs.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443482342761900722" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;– Mitch Hedberg&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6148924203146765678-5584129376122590239?l=ziggurats.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/feeds/5584129376122590239/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2010/02/sign-sign-everywhere-sign.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/5584129376122590239'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/5584129376122590239'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2010/02/sign-sign-everywhere-sign.html' title='Sign, sign, everywhere a sign'/><author><name>Colonel Panic</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03676434155167349947</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S4siWZVvKrI/AAAAAAAAAC0/kQ7rSsCQIcY/s72-c/Signs.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148924203146765678.post-1482539228743495068</id><published>2010-02-24T20:40:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-24T20:43:31.762-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I fell off the blogwagon.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Well, I finally managed to hitchhike home after losing my car in a game of rock-paper-scissors during a meth-fueled bender in Ciudad Juarez. Now if I can only figure out where I left my Photoshop I'll try to get back to posting every Sunday.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;I'd apologize to my readers but I'm not sure I have any.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6148924203146765678-1482539228743495068?l=ziggurats.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/feeds/1482539228743495068/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2010/02/i-fell-off-blogwagon.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/1482539228743495068'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/1482539228743495068'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2010/02/i-fell-off-blogwagon.html' title='I fell off the blogwagon.'/><author><name>Colonel Panic</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03676434155167349947</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148924203146765678.post-1441782528395412388</id><published>2010-02-07T21:02:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-07T21:03:58.721-05:00</updated><title type='text'>TO THE MURPHYCOPTER</title><content type='html'>&lt;a style="font-family: arial;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S29w5ZtSGrI/AAAAAAAAACs/Z178t2YMrH4/s1600-h/bad_newsroom.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 258px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S29w5ZtSGrI/AAAAAAAAACs/Z178t2YMrH4/s400/bad_newsroom.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435687406715148978" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Shock and Awe tactics killed Eldon years before his time.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6148924203146765678-1441782528395412388?l=ziggurats.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/feeds/1441782528395412388/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2010/02/to-murphycopter.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/1441782528395412388'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/1441782528395412388'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2010/02/to-murphycopter.html' title='TO THE MURPHYCOPTER'/><author><name>Colonel Panic</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03676434155167349947</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S29w5ZtSGrI/AAAAAAAAACs/Z178t2YMrH4/s72-c/bad_newsroom.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148924203146765678.post-1914399295895852589</id><published>2010-01-31T22:20:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-31T22:23:19.264-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='beer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cigarette'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kitten'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bears'/><title type='text'>Behind the scenes</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S2ZI2UNlGtI/AAAAAAAAACk/8UMA3cR-Q4U/s1600-h/BehindTheScenes.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S2ZI2UNlGtI/AAAAAAAAACk/8UMA3cR-Q4U/s400/BehindTheScenes.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433110098444884690" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Tonight I thought I'd give you a glimpse behind the scenes – me in my studio. This is where the magic happens.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6148924203146765678-1914399295895852589?l=ziggurats.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/feeds/1914399295895852589/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2010/01/behind-scenes.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/1914399295895852589'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/1914399295895852589'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2010/01/behind-scenes.html' title='Behind the scenes'/><author><name>Colonel Panic</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03676434155167349947</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S2ZI2UNlGtI/AAAAAAAAACk/8UMA3cR-Q4U/s72-c/BehindTheScenes.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148924203146765678.post-3099427607961563397</id><published>2010-01-24T21:37:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-24T21:47:02.104-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='raccoons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fire'/><title type='text'>Oh Crap.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a style="font-family: arial;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S10FCr0ma-I/AAAAAAAAACc/4y8bKKPb_pI/s1600-h/OhCrap.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S10FCr0ma-I/AAAAAAAAACc/4y8bKKPb_pI/s400/OhCrap.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5430502269359909858" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt; They're damned freaky animals!  They're SMART and CUNNING and they sit on the heads of dogs to drown them! They do!  And their hands - their little, nimble, probing hands! They're not cute: they're freaky!  They know too much!  They open up jars and stuff!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: arial;" href="http://www.qwantz.com"&gt;T-Rex&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6148924203146765678-3099427607961563397?l=ziggurats.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/feeds/3099427607961563397/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2010/01/oh-crap.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/3099427607961563397'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/3099427607961563397'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2010/01/oh-crap.html' title='Oh Crap.'/><author><name>Colonel Panic</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03676434155167349947</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S10FCr0ma-I/AAAAAAAAACc/4y8bKKPb_pI/s72-c/OhCrap.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148924203146765678.post-2493833784104848194</id><published>2010-01-17T14:20:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-17T14:23:24.905-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='soulja boy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kitten'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='t-pain'/><title type='text'>Tell 'em</title><content type='html'>&lt;a style="font-family: arial;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S1NjY2vk2_I/AAAAAAAAACM/LhenUtGkNjQ/s1600-h/tellem.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 254px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S1NjY2vk2_I/AAAAAAAAACM/LhenUtGkNjQ/s400/tellem.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5427791254574652402" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;The lady on the phone is tellin' 'em right now.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6148924203146765678-2493833784104848194?l=ziggurats.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/feeds/2493833784104848194/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2010/01/tell-em.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/2493833784104848194'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/2493833784104848194'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2010/01/tell-em.html' title='Tell &apos;em'/><author><name>Colonel Panic</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03676434155167349947</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S1NjY2vk2_I/AAAAAAAAACM/LhenUtGkNjQ/s72-c/tellem.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148924203146765678.post-819683207485966166</id><published>2010-01-10T01:39:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-10T01:40:29.578-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='guns'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='charles bronson'/><title type='text'>What's the only thing more badass than Charles Bronson?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a style="font-family: arial;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S0l2PUQXipI/AAAAAAAAACE/vviuvKsONHs/s1600-h/QuadBronson.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S0l2PUQXipI/AAAAAAAAACE/vviuvKsONHs/s400/QuadBronson.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5424997231651949202" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Four Charles Bronsons, that's what.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6148924203146765678-819683207485966166?l=ziggurats.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/feeds/819683207485966166/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2010/01/whats-only-thing-more-badass-than.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/819683207485966166'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/819683207485966166'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2010/01/whats-only-thing-more-badass-than.html' title='What&apos;s the only thing more badass than Charles Bronson?'/><author><name>Colonel Panic</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03676434155167349947</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S0l2PUQXipI/AAAAAAAAACE/vviuvKsONHs/s72-c/QuadBronson.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148924203146765678.post-1125522905373255941</id><published>2010-01-05T23:51:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-05T23:56:44.590-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dudes'/><title type='text'>Not yet</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S0QX_FxuPbI/AAAAAAAAAB8/HqZNq2CTV8c/s1600-h/BitchesDunno.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 359px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S0QX_FxuPbI/AAAAAAAAAB8/HqZNq2CTV8c/s400/BitchesDunno.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5423486223910845874" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;But they will.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6148924203146765678-1125522905373255941?l=ziggurats.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/feeds/1125522905373255941/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2010/01/not-yet.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/1125522905373255941'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/1125522905373255941'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2010/01/not-yet.html' title='Not yet'/><author><name>Colonel Panic</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03676434155167349947</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S0QX_FxuPbI/AAAAAAAAAB8/HqZNq2CTV8c/s72-c/BitchesDunno.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148924203146765678.post-5570955679942663855</id><published>2010-01-03T16:49:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-05T22:56:13.646-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tivo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hardee&apos;s'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='space'/><title type='text'>TiVo the hand that feeds you</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S0QJ071uZ5I/AAAAAAAAABs/uRaxEU493Y4/s1600-h/hardees_anniston.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S0QJ071uZ5I/AAAAAAAAABs/uRaxEU493Y4/s400/hardees_anniston.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5423470656281798546" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S0ERKBOystI/AAAAAAAAABk/dsNp5LfFsCU/s1600-h/hardee%27s_anniston.JPG.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6148924203146765678-5570955679942663855?l=ziggurats.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/feeds/5570955679942663855/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2010/01/tivo-hand-that-feeds-you.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/5570955679942663855'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/5570955679942663855'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2010/01/tivo-hand-that-feeds-you.html' title='TiVo the hand that feeds you'/><author><name>Colonel Panic</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03676434155167349947</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/S0QJ071uZ5I/AAAAAAAAABs/uRaxEU493Y4/s72-c/hardees_anniston.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148924203146765678.post-4906663735378622365</id><published>2009-12-27T23:23:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-27T23:25:55.871-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sausage party'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bears'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='putin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chuck norris'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='george w bush'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dudes'/><title type='text'>Dudefest 2k10</title><content type='html'>&lt;a style="font-family: arial;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/Szgy4O3DxrI/AAAAAAAAABc/oIw_lCVlRS4/s1600-h/PoolParty.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/Szgy4O3DxrI/AAAAAAAAABc/oIw_lCVlRS4/s400/PoolParty.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5420138093183485618" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;I like to travel to a warm climate for my New Year's Eve Party. Pool parties are the best!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6148924203146765678-4906663735378622365?l=ziggurats.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/feeds/4906663735378622365/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2009/12/dudefest-2k10.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/4906663735378622365'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/4906663735378622365'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2009/12/dudefest-2k10.html' title='Dudefest 2k10'/><author><name>Colonel Panic</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03676434155167349947</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/Szgy4O3DxrI/AAAAAAAAABc/oIw_lCVlRS4/s72-c/PoolParty.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148924203146765678.post-2210820659840524127</id><published>2009-12-20T01:05:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-20T01:07:32.069-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='AK-47'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bong'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='christmas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fire'/><title type='text'>Merry Fucking Christmas</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/Sy2-7lFJMII/AAAAAAAAABU/AHmal38Ic9o/s1600-h/MerryFuckingChristmas.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/Sy2-7lFJMII/AAAAAAAAABU/AHmal38Ic9o/s400/MerryFuckingChristmas.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5417195857571819650" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6148924203146765678-2210820659840524127?l=ziggurats.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/feeds/2210820659840524127/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2009/12/merry-fucking-christmas.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/2210820659840524127'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/2210820659840524127'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2009/12/merry-fucking-christmas.html' title='Merry Fucking Christmas'/><author><name>Colonel Panic</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03676434155167349947</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/Sy2-7lFJMII/AAAAAAAAABU/AHmal38Ic9o/s72-c/MerryFuckingChristmas.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148924203146765678.post-7072872663806235327</id><published>2009-12-17T00:13:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-17T00:14:14.876-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='junior mafia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='advice dog'/><title type='text'>Junior Dog Mafia</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/Sym-GG15QWI/AAAAAAAAAA0/aNd14LJq_ww/s1600-h/JuniorMafiaAdviceDog.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 398px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/Sym-GG15QWI/AAAAAAAAAA0/aNd14LJq_ww/s400/JuniorMafiaAdviceDog.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5416069039014887778" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6148924203146765678-7072872663806235327?l=ziggurats.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/feeds/7072872663806235327/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2009/12/junior-dog-mafia.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/7072872663806235327'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/7072872663806235327'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2009/12/junior-dog-mafia.html' title='Junior Dog Mafia'/><author><name>Colonel Panic</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03676434155167349947</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/Sym-GG15QWI/AAAAAAAAAA0/aNd14LJq_ww/s72-c/JuniorMafiaAdviceDog.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148924203146765678.post-3146679302636538976</id><published>2009-12-13T19:35:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-19T17:58:57.115-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='guns'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='charles bronson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='soulja boy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chuck norris'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='t-pain'/><title type='text'>Apocalypse Wow</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/Sy1aqID4oLI/AAAAAAAAAA8/c2rUzUTf-Oo/s1600-h/ApocalypseWow_.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/Sy1aqID4oLI/AAAAAAAAAA8/c2rUzUTf-Oo/s400/ApocalypseWow_.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5417085606561358002" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;If I'm going to be around for the Apocalypse, it had better look like this.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6148924203146765678-3146679302636538976?l=ziggurats.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/feeds/3146679302636538976/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2009/12/apocalypse-wow.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/3146679302636538976'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/3146679302636538976'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2009/12/apocalypse-wow.html' title='Apocalypse Wow'/><author><name>Colonel Panic</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03676434155167349947</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/Sy1aqID4oLI/AAAAAAAAAA8/c2rUzUTf-Oo/s72-c/ApocalypseWow_.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148924203146765678.post-8962567676609843302</id><published>2009-12-06T18:46:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-19T18:01:22.305-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='beer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kitten'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='free hugs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='t-pain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sarah palin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='leaning tower of pisa'/><title type='text'>Your Tower, It Leans</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/Sy1bPbISLUI/AAAAAAAAABE/KPC4dxE64TY/s1600-h/YrTowerItLeans_.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/Sy1bPbISLUI/AAAAAAAAABE/KPC4dxE64TY/s400/YrTowerItLeans_.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5417086247335243074" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;I swear, something like this happens every time I go on vacation.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6148924203146765678-8962567676609843302?l=ziggurats.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/feeds/8962567676609843302/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2009/12/your-tower-it-leans.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/8962567676609843302'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/8962567676609843302'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2009/12/your-tower-it-leans.html' title='Your Tower, It Leans'/><author><name>Colonel Panic</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03676434155167349947</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/Sy1bPbISLUI/AAAAAAAAABE/KPC4dxE64TY/s72-c/YrTowerItLeans_.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6148924203146765678.post-3730328687710002738</id><published>2009-12-04T00:02:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-04T20:58:07.841-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ziggurats'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lil wayne'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cigarette'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kitten'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='high life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fire'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vomit'/><title type='text'>Coming soon to a series of tubes near you!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a style="font-family: arial;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/SxiYbxY0jaI/AAAAAAAAAAc/-sdfzTf9kV0/s1600-h/ZigCig.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 183px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/SxiYbxY0jaI/AAAAAAAAAAc/-sdfzTf9kV0/s400/ZigCig.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411242555166985634" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Shit's about to get real.&lt;br /&gt;Check back for a new image every Sunday, and maybe something random on any given weekday.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6148924203146765678-3730328687710002738?l=ziggurats.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/feeds/3730328687710002738/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2009/12/were-here-were-queer-give-us-some-beer.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/3730328687710002738'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6148924203146765678/posts/default/3730328687710002738'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ziggurats.blogspot.com/2009/12/were-here-were-queer-give-us-some-beer.html' title='Coming soon to a series of tubes near you!'/><author><name>Colonel Panic</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03676434155167349947</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_V5eSg1LHvb0/SxiYbxY0jaI/AAAAAAAAAAc/-sdfzTf9kV0/s72-c/ZigCig.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
